tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6225274571000325785.post246942110926888263..comments2023-10-28T05:09:59.402-04:00Comments on Average Joe: Food Critic: What's so wrong with gloves?Average Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11289419348284690226noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6225274571000325785.post-91906723634209812712011-07-29T15:15:23.969-04:002011-07-29T15:15:23.969-04:00It's not going to stick. I dare you to take t...It's not going to stick. I dare you to take these gloves to Hooters and try them out. I'm sure Colonie PD will get called because you'll look creepy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6225274571000325785.post-76522266861281437462011-07-29T10:48:14.320-04:002011-07-29T10:48:14.320-04:00Yes, I bought the gloves at the Fantastic Four'...Yes, I bought the gloves at the Fantastic Four's yard sale. Also, I don't know about "dainty white" ones, but if Chuck Norris might be able to pull something off. <br /><br />And Steve, you wound me.Average Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11289419348284690226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6225274571000325785.post-40567108487896000612011-07-29T10:31:40.127-04:002011-07-29T10:31:40.127-04:00Joe, you're arrogant sarcasm is unnecessary. A...Joe, you're arrogant sarcasm is unnecessary. A real "average joe" would never even suggest eating wings with gloves. I think you've lost touch with the "common man" you claim to represent. Get real brother.Steve Jonesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6225274571000325785.post-29570883962786755952011-07-28T20:01:20.824-04:002011-07-28T20:01:20.824-04:00Oh. I wasn't aware you were talking about grav...Oh. I wasn't aware you were talking about gravity defying gloves. Well, now it makes perfect sense.Daniel B.http://www.fussylittleblog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6225274571000325785.post-34565365376015948182011-07-28T10:30:58.968-04:002011-07-28T10:30:58.968-04:00Joe, you being a slob and spilling on your shirt w...Joe, you being a slob and spilling on your shirt will still happen even if you have your gloves on. Also, no one can act like a "macho" man when eating with dainty white gloves.Frank J.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6225274571000325785.post-47523243347713708822011-07-26T09:06:01.927-04:002011-07-26T09:06:01.927-04:00Daniel, there's a strange and mysterious force...Daniel, there's a strange and mysterious force known as gravity out there...sometimes it makes sauce drip down onto your clothes.Average Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11289419348284690226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6225274571000325785.post-88560815087773324342011-07-25T22:20:57.893-04:002011-07-25T22:20:57.893-04:00I completely don't understand how wearing glov...I completely don't understand how wearing gloves when you eat reduces your dry cleaning bill.<br /><br />There are foods you eat with your fingers. Fingers get dirty. Depending on the situation you either lick them off or clean them on a towel. If that doesn't do the trick, you excuse yourself to wash your hands at the end of the meal.<br /><br />If you are rubbing your dirty fingers on your clothes, you are doing it wrong. And wearing gloves to eat messy foods is as wrong as pants on a trout.Daniel B.http://www.fussylittleblog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6225274571000325785.post-15672222901186096192011-07-24T20:25:23.208-04:002011-07-24T20:25:23.208-04:00I hadn't thought about wearing gloves when eat...I hadn't thought about wearing gloves when eating wings, but it makes sense. I know a lot of wing sauce cooks wear gloves when making them. Obviously, for the hygienic element, but to protect from Capsaicin burns, too!Kevin (BBQ Smoker Site)http://www.bbqsmokersite.comnoreply@blogger.com