Have you ever went out to eat only to find something in your food that wasn't supposed to be there? Something gross? Once Average Joe had lunch with a friend, (yes I do have friends) and there was a dead fly in her salad and she freaked out. Remember the dope in Clifton Park a few years ago who "found" a snake head in his salad? That was a scam and he should have been charged. That being said Average Joe decided to class it up a bit recently and he found something very unappealing in his food. A hint: I was at one of the top three restaurants in the region, arguably #1. Stay tuned to find out what it was.
(and no, it wasn't a fly)